1. What Meatloaf would never do for love.
2. Why waking up at 5 a.m. is easier for me than waking up at 7 a.m.
3. How one day I have bangs and the next day I can't find them.
4. Why animal crackers are always going to taste good.
5. Why I feel the need to bite off the head of the animal cracker first.
(I got lost...but I found this view.)
6. How I get lost even if I am following a GPS...
7. Where my socks seem to hide.
8. Why everyone doesn't love sweet tea as much as I do.
9. How I trip when I am flat footed but not when I am wearing heels.
10. Who really shot Tupac?